noiSe Series
Choose the sound first.
Every paddle here is sorted by its voice, not its shape. BAM is loud on purpose. TAP is engineered quiet. Shape and thickness come second.
Two series. One workshop.
We do not sort paddles by power or control ratings nobody can verify. We sort them by the one property we intend to measure: how they sound.
Three paddles.
Filter by series first, that is the real choice. Thickness is the second lever.

BAM
The bright one. A fast, cracking report off a Kinetic T700 Composite face over a 16 mm EPP core. Elongated shape, 225 g.

TAP · 16 mm
The quiet all-rounder. A lower voice with a fuller 16 mm core for control and forgiveness.

TAP Slim · 14 mm
The quick one. A thinner 14 mm core for faster hands at the kitchen, same muted intent.
No paddles match this combination. Try widening a filter.
Play-style is the second question, not the first. If you want the crack, start with BAM. If you want the hush, start with TAP, then pick 16 mm for control or 14 mm for speed.
Compare the three.
Every acoustic line below is empty on purpose. We have not run the cell tests yet, and we will not print a number we have not measured.
BAM
TAP · 16 mm
coming soonTAP Slim · 14 mm
coming soonWhy the acoustic rows are empty. None of our paddles have been through a controlled acoustic cell yet. When the tests run, measured frequency and decay for each SKU will appear here. Until then the rows stay blank rather than estimated.
How we will measure
Play loud. Or play late.
Pick your sound. Be first to know when measured figures land.
The method
BainPower